Customer battered after asking a prostitute if he could pay for sex with a boiled egg

A prostitute in Zimbabwe beat a punter around the head with a beer bottle after he offered to pay for sex with a boiled egg.

Moses Mushonga, 28, walked up to the young lady of the night in the town of Mvurwi in Mashonaland province.

Moses Mushonga was left bloodied and bruised  after he disrespected the woman by touching her breast (right) and then offering to pay for sex with a boiled egg

Firstly he manhandled her, leaning into her bra and touching her breast

This did not endear him to the 23-year-old, called Chipo, but to add insult to injury he then tried to haggle with his only asset.

Mushonga told her he had just spent his last bit of money on buying two boiled eggs, which costing 0.25 Zimbabwe dollars, the equivalent of less than a penny or a cent.

Sadly he had already eaten one too.

Insulted by his attitude Chipo flew into a rage, hiting hit him with the beer bottle, and then punched him in the face, before knocking him out.

When he came round Mushonga was bleeding heavily from his head.

He told local media: ‘She could have just said no.’

Chipo, who was not charged by police, said she simply felt he needed to be taught a lesson about respect.

Earlier this year the Weekend Post newspaper in the capital, Harare, reported that the economy was so bad that sex workers had reduced their prices to 0.8 Zimbabwe dollars – equivalent to half a loaf of bread.

But they clearly draw the line at a boiled egg.

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Rongai’s Nganya “ Vampire” bit man’s lips

A man is nursing wounds after what he claims was an attack by touts inside a Rongai bound matatu last week at night.

Bernard Chege had travelled to Nairobi from Kericho last Friday to attend a job interview. He boarded the Rongai bound matatu at around 11pm and says all was well until they reached the Barclays stage in Rongai.

That’s when one touts in the vehicle turned on him and tried to rob him of his valuables.

Mr Chege decided to confront the man, who in turn bit his  upper lip. The tout sunk his teeth tightly on Mr Chege’s lip and made sure he chewed off a chunk of it, causing him to start bleeding profusely.

“It was around 11pm. When they reached Barclays stage in Rongai one of the makanga tried to put his hand on my brother’s pocket but my brother noticed and confronted him… but the makanga got mad and bit my brother’s upper lip mpaka akamkata nyama,” said Jane Wanjiku,  Mr Chege’s sister

The driver of the vehicle together with the tout and conductor then threw Mr Chege off the vehicle after they had robbed him of his phone and money.

Luckily for Mr Chege he was able to memorize the vehicle’s registration number, and while still reeling from the pain, managed to walk to Rongai police station to report the incident.

His sister narrated how when Mr Chege arrived at the police station with a bleeding lip the officer in charge was reluctant to offer assistance and told him to go to hospital first.

“He headed to the station to report but the madam who was there sent him away, refusing to book his story. But the officer who was Manning the entrance intervened and the case was booked,” said Ms Wanjiku.

A friend who was familiar with the matatu, called the driver of the vehicle to verify the claims. A few minutes after the phone call, the driver and conductor arrived at the clinic where Mr Chege was being treated.

They were not accompanied by the tout who bit Mr Chege’s lip.

The two agreed to pay for the hospital bill and returned the stolen phone.

“I want justice for my brother. Why did he (driver) volunteer if he doesn’t know the makangawho bit my bro? And why did they return his phone? The driver must be arrested to produce the makanga since he knows him,”

She continued; “it seems these drivers are collaborating with thieves to harass and steal from their customers.”

source Nairobi News

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